{"product_id":"the-football-fans-manifesto-paperback","title":"The Football Fan's Manifesto - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMichael Tunison\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003ePopular football blogger Michael Tunison of KissingSuzyKolber.com \u003c\/em\u003eoffers the no-hold-barred rules and bylaws that every football fan should know in \u003cem\u003eThe Football Fan's Manifesto. \u003c\/em\u003eWith humor and tough love, \u003cem\u003eThe Football Fan's Manifesto\u003c\/em\u003e takes readers through the essential rules of fandom, such as picking a favorite team, and teaches them how to be true football fans.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Football Fan's Ten Commandments\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou Must Choose Your Team by the Age of Eight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eValue That Team Above All Else, Even Yourself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnder No Circumstances Can You Switch Teams (And Expect to Live).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere is a Limit to the Amount of Merchandise You Can Own (But It's Very Generous).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSportsmanship is for the Athletes. Fans Can Gloat Endlessly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA Self-Induced Coma to Skip the Off-season is a Practical Solution to an Annoying Problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn Inoffensive Fantasy Football Name is a Lame Fantasy Football Name.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWealth Doesn't Matter So Long As You Don't Have to Work Weekends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRespect Superstitions. If Your Team Lost, It's Because You Jinxed Them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn Life, the Order of Importance: Football First, Football Second, Football Third, Family . . . uh, I Don't Know, twelfth?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are just the basics if you wish to be a True Football Fan. The full picture is much more complex and boozy. Thankfully, \u003cem\u003eThe Football Fan's Manifesto\u003c\/em\u003e is your very own playbook to the strict rules and bylaws that must be scrupulously observed. After all, trash-talking is an intricate science and running onto the field a dangerous but irresistible pursuit. There are many lessons to be learned, especially that choosing a favorite team to live and die with is not a choice made easily: It's the most important decision of your life \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Football Fan's Ten Commandments\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou Must Choose Your Team by the Age of Eight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eValue That Team Above All Else, Even Yourself. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnder No Circumstances Can You Switch Teams (And Expect to Live).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere is a Limit to the Amount of Merchandise You Can Own (But It's Very Generous).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSportsmanship is for the Athletes. Fans Can Gloat Endlessly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA Self-Induced Coma to Skip the Off-season is a Practical Solution to an Annoying Problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn Inoffensive Fantasy Football Name is a Lame Fantasy Football Name.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWealth Doesn't Matter So Long As You Don't Have to Work Weekends. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRespect Superstitions. If Your Team Lost, It's Because You Jinxed Them. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn Life, the Order of Importance: Football First, Football Second, Football Third, Family . . . uh, I Don't Know, twelfth?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are just the basics if you wish to be a True Football Fan. The full picture is much more complex and boozy. Thankfully, \u003cem\u003eThe Football Fan's Manifesto\u003c\/em\u003e is your very own playbook to the strict rules and bylaws that must be scrupulously observed. After all, trash-talking is an intricate science and running onto the field a dangerous but irresistible pursuit. There are many lessons to be learned, especially that choosing a favorite team to live and die with is not a choice made easily: It's the most important decision of your life!\u003c\/p\u003e--Gregg Rosenthal, Rotoworld.com\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Football Fan's Ten Commandments\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou Must Choose Your Team by the Age of Eight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eValue That Team Above All Else, Even Yourself. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnder No Circumstances Can You Switch Teams (And Expect to Live).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere is a Limit to the Amount of Merchandise You Can Own (But It's Very Generous).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSportsmanship is for the Athletes. Fans Can Gloat Endlessly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA Self-Induced Coma to Skip the Off-season is a Practical Solution to an Annoying Problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn Inoffensive Fantasy Football Name is a Lame Fantasy Football Name.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWealth Doesn't Matter So Long As You Don't Have to Work Weekends. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRespect Superstitions. If Your Team Lost, It's Because You Jinxed Them. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn Life, the Order of Importance: Football First, Football Second, Football Third, Family . . . uh, I Don't Know, twelfth?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are just the basics if you wish to be a True Football Fan. The full picture is much more complex and boozy. Thankfully, \u003cem\u003eThe Football Fan's Manifesto\u003c\/em\u003e is your very own playbook to the strict rules and bylaws that must be scrupulously observed. After all, trash-talking is an intricate science and running onto the field a dangerous but irresistible pursuit. There are many lessons to be learned, especially that choosing a favorite team to live and die with is not a choice made easily: It's the most important decision of your life!\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 336\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.78 x 7.86 x 5.34 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 18, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52915250037052,"sku":"9780061735141","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7265\/1324\/files\/ZDUxUlQvb3p4UmFWRm5EckFldjUzZz09.webp?v=1774361114","url":"https:\/\/barginbooks.co\/products\/the-football-fans-manifesto-paperback","provider":"Books Fare ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}