{"product_id":"the-riptide-ultra-glide-paperback","title":"The Riptide Ultra-Glide - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTim Dorsey\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLovable serial killer Serge Storms is back and coming to the rescue of a Midwestern couple who aren't finding Florida quite as charming as he does in \u003cem\u003eRiptide Ultra-Guide\u003c\/em\u003e, the sixteenth installment in Tim Dorsey's bestselling series.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen newly unemployed Patrick and Barbara McDougal decide a vacation in Florida is just what they need to put life back on the right track, awful accommodations, a robbery, and a not-so-helpful police department make them rethink their decision to drown their troubles in paradise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLuckily, charismatic (and crazy ) tour guide Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman, are up for another action-packed adventure in this outrageous crime thriller that Tim Dorsey fans won't soon forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrilliant Floridaphile, bighearted psychopath, and chipper tour guide Serge Storms takes a vacationing Midwestern couple on the ride of a lifetime\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's never really a party until Serge and Coleman arrive! Cruising down U.S. 1, Captain Florida and his perpetually altered sidekick are on a mission to film the best reality show ever! At their motel, freshly laid-off Wisconsinites Patrick and Barbara McDougall discover that they aren't staying in a pastel paradise. As bad goes to worse, a string of misfortunes renders them unable to leave the state, and they become very popular, especially with Serge, who believes he's found the perfect stars for the pilot of his new TV series.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre the McDougalls safer with Serge--or should they take their chances on the mean streets?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill Coleman get tired of signing autographs?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan pelicans be used as murder weapons?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs time running out for our heroes?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd, finally: What's up with Florida?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay tuned for the answers in . . . \u003cem\u003eThe Riptide Ultra-Glide\u003c\/em\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 304\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 x 7.8 x 5.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 12, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52915266814268,"sku":"9780062092793","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7265\/1324\/files\/MlRHVDNVeVdaUVF0RDNCTjhHOUFndz09.webp?v=1774361183","url":"https:\/\/barginbooks.co\/products\/the-riptide-ultra-glide-paperback","provider":"Books Fare ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}