{"product_id":"the-seinfeld-scripts-the-first-and-second-seasons-paperback","title":"The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJerry Seinfeld\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eLarry David\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of \u003cem\u003eSeinfeld.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the first 17 episodes ever aired, \u003cem\u003eThe Seinfeld Scripts\u003c\/em\u003e contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, \"The Seinfeld Chronicles,\" where it all began; George introduces his importer\/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in \"The Stakeout\"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in \"The Ex-Girlfriend\"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in \"The Jacket\"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes \"The Pony Remark\"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in \"The Deal\"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in \"The Revenge\"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in \"The Chinese Restaurant.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e It's all here: the award-winning writing of \u003cem\u003eSeinfeld, \u003c\/em\u003e \"the defining sitcom of our age\". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eElaine: \u003c\/strong\u003e My roommate has Lyme disease. \u003cbr\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eJerry: \u003c\/strong\u003e Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? \u003cbr\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eElaine: \u003c\/strong\u003e She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGeorge: \u003c\/strong\u003e She calls me up at my office she says, \"We have to talk.\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJerry: \u003c\/strong\u003e The four worst words in the English language. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eKramer: \u003c\/strong\u003e What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. \u003cbr\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eJerry: \u003c\/strong\u003e Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eJerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of \"Seinfeld.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the first 17 episodes ever aired, \"The Seinfeld Scripts\" contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, \"The Seinfeld Chronicles, \" where it all began; George introduces his importer\/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in \"The Stakeout\"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in \"The Ex-Girlfriend\"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in \"The Jacket\"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes \"The Pony Remark\"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in \"The Deal\"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in \"The Revenge\"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in \"The Chinese Restaurant.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's all here: the award-winning writing of \"Seinfeld,\" \"the defining sitcom of our age.\" Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eElaine: My roommate has Lyme disease. \u003cbr\u003e Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? \u003cbr\u003e Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGeorge: She calls me up at my office she says, \"We have to talk.\" \u003cbr\u003eJerry: The four worst words in the English language. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. \u003cbr\u003eJerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too-- a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 544\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.46 x 9.11 x 6.19 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 30, 1998\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52915198591292,"sku":"9780060953034","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7265\/1324\/files\/RzJ4UzBNNCtyZ3c5ZDIyL3JNQzdzUT09.webp?v=1774360841","url":"https:\/\/barginbooks.co\/products\/the-seinfeld-scripts-the-first-and-second-seasons-paperback","provider":"Books Fare ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}